Trump Administration Responses to Faust 3

Ben Watts, Faust 3: The Turd Coming

President Donald Trump's Tweets regarding Faust 3 (in chronological order)

March 14, 2017:  "Faust 3 is a great honor!"

March 22, 2017:  "I told Vladmir P. to see Faust 3 when visits me in NY!*&*!"

April 1, 2017:  "I am thrilled!  BUY TICKTS TO FAUST 3!!"

April 17, 2017: "Don't listen to FAKE NEWS!  This is a GRATE* show about MEEEEE."

April 22, 2017:  "Better than Hamilton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ETC."

April 29, 2017:  "I'M Going to sing an excutive ordure that allL elimentary scool studnts int he UNITED STATES studie this GRATE PLAY instated of speling!!!?"

May 2, 2017:  "I promised to make America shit again, and I will KEEPPmy PROMISE!!!"

May 5, 2017:  "Faust 3 is Incredible!"

May 17, 2017:  "They're clowns?  The FBI FAILED INTELLIGENZ AS USUSUAL"

May 18, 2017:  "Faust 3 is desgusting!"

May 21, 2017: "Faust 3 = BAD! + VEEEERie BAAAd!"

May 23, 2017:  "Faust 3 = V. Ugly!"

May 29, 2017:  "I am singing an EXECUTIVE ORDER to strat an INVESTIGTION into this TERRIBLEL!! TERRRIBBBLE! show."

June 1, 2017: "I bet Angelela MERKEL! is behind Faust 3!!  Germans = BAD*-=820   Kovfefe"


Jared Kushner's Comment on Faust 3 (retranslated from the Chinese at a U.S. Visa-for-Real Estate Purchase promotional dinner in Jersey City run by a cousin):

"I did not at any time discuss Faust 3 with the Russians, except through the secret telephone we set up at the New York embassy."


Michael Flynn's Response (through his attorney):

"I assert my Fifth Amendment Rights and decline to respond to Faust 3 on the grounds that it may incriminate me." 


Melania Trump's Response (through two spokespersons and a translator):


Donald Trump's lawyer's comments on Richard Comey's Senate testimony about Faust 3 on June 8:

"The president categorically lied, I mean, denied that he said he 'hoped' Comey would sabotage rehearsals for Faust 3."


Jeff Session's leaked written testimony on Faust 3, June 12:

"I did discuss Faust 3 with President Trump on several occasions, noted in the appendix.  I was outraged by the derogatory references to slavery in Faust 3.  Slavery is a proud part of my Southern heritage.  The proposal to ask the Russians to wiretap the dressing rooms of Faust 3, however, came from the President.  He indicated at the time that Jared Kushner was having donuts with the Russian ambassador at a secret location the following day, and he thought Kushner could get the Russians to spy for us."